The people upstairs are fucking, and I'm strangely ambivalent.

I am proud to report that my gaydar is at peak form, as always. Turns out Carrie's cute boyfriend considers himself "bisexual," but he has never acted on it.

So, was it just coincidence that he got all dressed up, spiked his hair, etc. when I came over? Not according to Carrie. He said, and I quote, "Well, I guess I just wanted to look nice for him, since he would actually notice that kind of stuff."

Yep.

Am I a homewrecker?

Ladies, lock down your bi-curious boyfriends.