I'm getting wasted tonight! Yay.

Magen and I are hitting some swanky bars in Uptown. I'm wearing my new tight dress shirt from B.R. It'll be a night of sin and debauchery, I guarantee. Look for photos in all the newspapers tomorrow morning--I'll be the one passed out in the alleyway with my underwear around my ankles.

Wish you were here! Love, J Lo