Forged in the bowels of Mount Doom by the dread Sarah-oun, the One Guestbook can only be destroyed by casting it back into the churning fires in which its wretched existence began! But what stalwart adventurer is up to this mighty task? An elf, you say? Or perhaps a man? No, fools. It will be destroyed by the unlikeliest of heros, the last person Sarah-oun would expect to slip through the Black Gates bearing the One Guestbook....

A Homobbit!




Um, yeah. So just sign the damn thing.